Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
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It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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