Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
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I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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