i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.