And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
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I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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