Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
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found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
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okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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