Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
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My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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