pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
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I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
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I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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