pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
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How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.