Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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