did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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