I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
what if I'm pregnant?
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some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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