Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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