ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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