You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
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He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
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I still have a little drunk in my system
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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