AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
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Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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