S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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