After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
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You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
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she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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