Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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