Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
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Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
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I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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