i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
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why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Still dying that you shit outside
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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