the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
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I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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