you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
