Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
This is my gift to your gina
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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