Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"