We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
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He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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