Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
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I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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