so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
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umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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