Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
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nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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