I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
