There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
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He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
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yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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