A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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