Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
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