Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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