I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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