How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
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Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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