Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Deaf chicks here I come
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
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Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...