Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
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Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...