Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
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So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
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She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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