Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
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id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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