I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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