Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.