It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it