Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
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Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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