I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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