school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
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Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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