just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
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It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
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Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I have so many feelings about this burrito
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