Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
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Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
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He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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