Cold hands, warm shart.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
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When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
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Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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