i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
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Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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