Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
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There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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