If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
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He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
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Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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