Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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